Crest Mouthwash for weight loss??

I know… who would have thought? Well, this is my serendipitous discovery and I’m almost sure it works, ok maybe not directly but for sure indirectly. Here’s how it works… use the Crest mouthwash two times a day and it’ll leave such weird taste in your mouth that the stuff that you’d enjoy otherwise will either be tasteless or will taste really weird, definitely not what you’re used to. For example this morning I had Chips Ahoy with my cup of Chai and they’re one of my favorite cookies, but they tasted pretty bad. I was almost like why did I love this cookie for so long (this was my favorite chocolate chip cookie for years until I stayed at the Doubletree Hotel last year and had their cookie, now those are absolutely the best, but still for its price, Chips Ahoy is a delicious cookie), turns out I had used the Crest mouthwash earlier. So on a day when I hadn’t used the mouthwash before having my cookies, I would feast on ‘em, but today I had to force myself to eat three. And usually I munch on Trail Mix here at my desk while pretending to be working :) but today even it is tasting very different, not what I’m used to. Now, I have used mouthwash before but I’m almost sure that I hadn’t used Crest brand. So, here goes my hypothesis: Using Crest brand mouthwash on a regular basis will make you lose weight, it won’t be as dramatic as Trimspa, but you’ll notice it.

And I guess living in this country, I have to throw the disclaimer, if you don’t lose any weight, I’m not responsible :)